Showing posts with label Deus Ex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deus Ex. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 December 2011

2011 GOTY and stuff

It’s been an interesting year for me, mostly because I’ve spent a fair portion of it writing about games at both www.plughead.net and www.gamingdaily.co.uk. As the year ends though it has become increasingly difficult to balance that with playing games for their primary entertainment purpose. And the family of course. Mustn’t forget them. So as the year ends and I look at the 105 games currently installed and yet to be completed in my Steam list and realise I really am going to have to reign it in.

I think I went out on a high though with my Xmas 2011 Waffle: http://www.plughead.net/happy-waffle-xmas-2011 (Do feel free to share that with everyone you know)

There have been some truly stunning releases this year but of course Skyrim is my game of the year. You were perhaps expecting me to be different and controversial and choose something that panders to the masses like Modern Warfare 3?

As nice as it would be to be able to separate myself and stand out from the crowd, sometimes something rare and beautiful comes along which unites the righteous as one voice. Something that no longer exists outside your consciousness but envelopes it. That is so compelling you measure time and space by it’s absence. Those weren’t ten minutes I spent sat on my couch watching the headline news item, those were ten minutes I wasn’t crossing the river and running up the hill towards Solitude. The thirty minute ride to work should be more than enough time to investigate and clear Wolfskull cave. As I write these words I’m 9.4miles away from Breezehouse, my Whiterun home, where I left Lydia to rest while I went in search of a Redguard woman who continues to elude me.

That’s not to say Skyrim was the only contender, as while I think 2011 has seen a fair number of titles falling short of expectations, Brink, Dragon Age 2 and Rage being examples that immediately spring to mind, the consequence of this has made those that have actually succeeded in meeting or even exceeding expectations appear all the more magnificent for it. For weeks Portal 2 provided me with tales of joyous narrative discovery and puzzles overcome. Of multiplayer larks where we’d regale each other with how we removed the light path from beneath a colleague’s feet and guffawed into their headset. Or cast a friend into the void by changing the exit portal location just as they’d reached sufficient velocity to be unable to avoid their fate.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution made me the most violent and abusive pacifist imaginable. A contradiction the game itself wears throughout, never truly providing a satisfying consequence to my selected course of action, as irrespective of my desires there’s a story to be told and divergence doesn’t feature in it. Until the push button ending, which was a bit of an elbow blade to the scrotum. And those boss fights! Even when replaying as a gun toting psychopath with a side in kleptomania they felt tagged on, which we have since learned of course, they were. That didn’t stop the game being a thrilling adventure and one I will continue to revisit, as I have with its forebears.

Crytek returned with the their trademark stunningly realised visuals with Crysis 2. A continuation of the franchise that felt more focused and polished than either of its prequels and also acknowledged that the suit is the star of these games, not the lump of meat the player inhabits. That focus however also narrows the field of view and much of Crysis 2 felt a little claustrophobic. Arguably the choices in how to take on the enemies, be it by stealthily cloaking and working my way around or bolstering my armour and going in all guns blazing, are no less decisive to the outcome than in Deus Ex: Human Revolution’s vent crawling versus shotgun to the face approach. Without the pretence of real choice or notion that decisions will affect the outcome it was easy to enjoy a traditional shooter for the modern age. Certainly in terms of pure action gaming it’s difficult to see past Crysis 2.

And let’s not forget that this year I once again get to put on my gruffest voice and whisper into the ear of anyone who’ll listen, “I’m Batman!”

I also think the independent sector has truly risen above the main game studios this year in terms of reconnecting with the audience as to what constitutes an enjoyable gaming experience. They’ve certainly filled the void that endless wheelbarrows of money thrown at cross platform development had created. Trine 2 is puzzle platforming art in motion. Waves is an adrenalin fuelled acid trip. Orcs Must Die is a bizarre action tower defence hybrid that has me sniggering and on tip toes, while I’m sat down.

However, as good, and indeed great, as all these games are they are cast aside and left on the road to Riverwood simply for the crime of not being Bethesda’s latest opus. Certainly it lacks a little polish with its bugs, pop up, broken dialogue, ill conceived UI, and backwards flying dragon patches. Nevertheless, how could Skyrim not be my game of the year when it’s the most fraught, exciting, mysterious and beautiful land I’ve ever visited?

And that was 2011, or as Cave Johnson would say, “We’re done here!”

Monday, 15 August 2011

At Home With The Dentons - Episode Sixteen

Please Release Me

Paul: JC! JC! The reviews are coming through and it’s all good. They’re raving about it.
JC: What?
Paul: JC! JC! The reviews are coming through and it’s all good. They’re raving about it.
JC: No, what are they raving about?
Paul: Deus Ex Human Revolution. It’s getting great scores with some saying that it’s better than the original and that Adam is a far better realised character than either of us.
JC: What? That’s an outrage. How dare they sully the Denton name!
Alex: Hi guys. You watching anything ‘cos I want to watch Phineas and Ferb?
JC: Never mind.
Paul: Be fair. Phineas and Ferb are brilliant.
JC: I hate you both.

Friday, 12 February 2010

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Fifteen:

Hardly Revolutionary


Paul: Curious without being in any way intriguing wouldn’t you say JC?
JC: What is and would I?
Paul: Trademarking the term revolution as part of the title when the suggestion has always been that augmentation was a technical evolution.
JC: They could have gone with Creationism for all the difference it will make.
Paul: At least you’re talking about it.
JC: Talking about what?

Friday, 1 January 2010

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Fourteen:

Differences Resolved


Paul: Hey JC.
JC: Hi Paul.
Paul: You making a resolution for New Year?
JC: I thought I might try and be more tolerant. I’ve been feeling the strain this year and I know I’ve let my anger get the better of me on occasion, so a more relaxed and caring JC this year I think.
Paul: That’s great, well done.
Alex: Hey guys, happy new year.
JC: Piss off!

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Thirteen:

'Ave it, Ah!

Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hi Paul. I saw Avatar last night.
Paul: Isn’t it great? While the story is familiar and dialogue somewhat clichéd, the presentation and effects combine so beautifully that didn’t you find it redefined what we should expect from the cinematic experience?
JC: With my ocular augmentations I thought my vision might correct the effects and didn’t want to risk the extra expense, so I went to the 2D version.
Paul: I have to be somewhere else.

Thursday, 6 August 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Twelve:

Deny Me Three Times


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hey Paul.
Paul: News on the third game in our award winning franchise has gone a bit quiet.
JC: Third game?
Paul: Yes, y'know, Deus Ex 3?
JC: How can they make a third when there wasn't a sequel?
Paul: Yes there was, Invisi...
JC: HOW CAN THEY MAKE A THIRD WHEN THERE WASN'T A SEQUEL?
Paul: Shh, Alex is asleep in the back
JC: Alex?
Paul: Riiight.

Saturday, 18 July 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Eleven:

Love Casualty


Paul: See you later JC.
JC: Where are you going?
Paul: Got to pick Alex up from the clinic.
JC: Clinic?
Paul: Yeh, he's had treatment for the infection he caught from Ava.
JC: Ava? But she's, I mean, she's an AI construct. She has no physical form.
Paul: I know. Anyway, I wouldn't use the holograph generator for a while.
JC: Ew!

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Ten:

Suspension Bridged


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hey Paul.
Paul: So, episode ten. Never though we'd get this far.
JC: What?
Paul: This is the tenth episode. Never though it would last this long.
JC: No, no clue what your talking about, so you should just stop talking right now.
Paul: You know, short conversation pieces detailing our sibling interactions.
JC: No, shut up. No clue, be quiet. Look out the window, there's some grass.
Paul: Okay, why are you being strange?
JC: [sighs] Fourth wall?
Paul: Ah. Sorry.

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Nine:

Silent Witless


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: I'm not speaking to you.
Paul: Really? So, you wouldn't mind if I drink all the beer out of the fridge?
JC: ...
Paul: How about I eat all your Doritos?
JC: ...
Paul: I'm just popping to the bathroom with your Sophia Sak pictures.
JC: ENOUGH!
Paul: You're my bitch.

Thursday, 7 May 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Eight:

Since You've Been Gone


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hi Paul.
Paul: Seems like a while since we spoke.
JC: Yes. Yes it does.
Paul: Should we talk about that?
JC: Best not.

Thursday, 26 March 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Seven:

Glimmer Men


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Is he gone?
Paul: Oh, Hi Paul, how are you? What you been up to? You're looking well.
JC: Is he gone?
Paul: What kind of question is that? Don't you trust me?
JC: Is he gone?
Paul: No.
JC: Why?
Paul: He bought me Maltesers and said we could watch Steven Seagal movies all night.

Friday, 13 March 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Six:

O' Brother


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hi Paul. Listen we need to talk about Alex
Paul: Why?
JC: Well because I want him out of the house, so you've got to tell him to go.
Paul: Hey, if you want him gone, you tell him. You're not the boss of me.
JC: Yes I am.
Paul: Oh.

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Five:

Credit Brunch


Paul: I'm hungry. Do you fancy anything?
JC: No thanks, I had a Pot Noodle earlier.
Paul: Which one?
JC: Southern Fried Chicken
Paul: Nice?
JC: It's okay.
Alex: Hey guys, check out the new 52inch OLED TV I just bought. It's thinner than JC's smile.
Paul: Man, that is sweet.
JC: Where did you get the money?
Alex: I got Tracer to order it for me online. He said you already had an account.
JC: You used my account to order it?
Alex: Yeh man. I'll pay you back, and in the meantime you'll get the benefit of it too. Win win.
JC: Excuse me a moment. I have some credit cards to cancel.

Saturday, 21 February 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Four:

Return of the Other Guy


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hey Paul.
Paul: Guess who I bumped into at the Greasel Pit.
JC: I can't possibly imagine.
Alex: Yo! Yo! Yo! JC Dawg. Man you is lookin' wicked!
JC: Paul may I have a word, in the back?
Paul: Sure JC.
JC: Why? Why in my perfectly balanced and beautiful harmony would you bring that runt back here?
Paul: JC, he's family.
JC: I hate you.

Monday, 16 February 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Three:

The Dentons Reloaded


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Oh, erm, Hi Paul. Didn't hear you come in.
Paul: I thought that with you and Helios being so tight you'd have known I was coming in.
JC: Well yes, obviously, I was just, erm, distracted.
Paul: With what?
JC: Oh y'know, ensuring global stability, making sure environmental conditions in Newcastle, New South Wales are varied enough to annoy Professor Franks. The usual.
Paul: And you normally do that with your pants down?
JC: Yes.
Paul: Hmm.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode Two:

The Two Dentons


Paul: Hi JC.
JC: Hey Paul.
Paul: Doing much?
JC: Just making it rain on the Isle of Man.
Paul: Why?
JC: To make it wet.
Paul: Oh. I'm going the pub, coming?
JC: No.

Saturday, 7 February 2009

At Home with The Dentons - Episode One:

The Phantom Premise

Paul: Hi JC.
JC: 'sup?
Paul: It's all good. Watcha up to?
JC: Oh, y'know, general omnipotence
Paul: JC, you, like, know everything right?
JC: Yeh.
Paul: So what's the new Watchmen movie like then?
JC: Oh man, it's sweet.
Paul: Cool, wanna go see it with me?
JC: No.
Paul: Oh.