Taking the piss!

Is there anything worse than public toilets? There are certain things I have come to expect from a 21^st Century Men’s Room:

i) Urine on the floor

ii) No paper in the cubicles

iii) Urine on the seat in the cubicles

iv) No Soap

v) At least one hand dryer out of order

vi) No paper towel alternative

And in prime UK locations:

vii) Needle box

The Pyramids Shopping Centre in Birkenhead today scored a respectable 4/7, and is deserving of a special bonus point for charging an entrance fee for the privelege. Bastards.