I don't like criticising. Honest. Sure I like to point fun as much as the next socially inept intellectual failure, but that's different. It's hard for me to justify anger sometimes as those my anger would be directed towards are far and away on a higher tier. Take my current bile inducing situation, the bastion of all that is unholy, Games For Windows Live. Those responsible for it are well education suitably qualified professionals and were we to meet I can see it going something like this:
Me: Games For Windows Live is shit!
GFWL Team: Could you do better?
Me: Erm, no.
Argument lost and I'd slope off home with my stomach acid reaching tonsil tickling levels, develop massive stomach ulcers and drop dead. Probably best I don't pop over to Redmond then.
The thing is though, the statement stands because as far as a user experience is concerned, Games For Windows Live wholly fails to deliver on it's premise of providing seamless interaction between itself, the user and the game. I've seen numerous rants about GFWL and I've always thought they were a little harsh, however I now find myself a fully paid up hater. My first experience of GFWL was, like many others, with Gears Of War (PC). A competent 3rd person shooter that by the end I was playing simply to finish and complete the story rather than any real desire to keep playing. When every now and then a little achievement box appeared it was fine, I wasn't particularly interested in the achievements, they're not something that I have any drive to collect. I kind of regard them like the Panini football stickers. I collected them as a kid and if I was still ogling pictures of Sam Fox and listening to Adam & The Ants I'm sure I'd want to collect them now, but I play games for entertainment and any sense of competition or need to collect artificial trinkets has long since left my old and weary frame. So why do I now hate GFWL? Fallout 3 (PC) is why. Fallout 3, a little slice of gaming heaven. I've been lost in the wastelands of post apocalyptic Washington DC for weeks and I have loved every second of it. Most of the time I've resisted using the fast travel system to move between discovered locations because I am feeling that lone man in the wilderness vibe, and that includes the trek and any pitfalls it may encompass. It was a little irritating therefore to have achievement boxes popping up periodically as while it's okay for a shooter, Fallout 3 is an RPG at heart and those moments break the bond between me and the environment I had completely given myself over to. Not to worry though, at the end of the day that's what the developers decided to do and as everything else they've done is right I can accept their decision for the achievements too. So why my sudden allegiance to the “GFWL must be destroyed” brigade? For that we must journey back to a time of innocence. When men fought great beasts to secure their family's food and shelter, about 8 weeks ago. I had a problem following a Windows update that left me unable to update further. Remote connection from a Microsoft tech' bod resulted in him telling me is was basically screwed and to reinstall the OS. My PC is used for a multitude of sins only one of which is gaming and at that time I had numerous personal projects on the go and so wasn't in a position to wipe it all there and then. So while I'm finishing my bits off I'm playing Fallout 3. Fallout 3 being a GFWL game wants me to log in to GFWL when I play, but GFWL has an update it wants installed but with all my update features AWOL and no way to replace them without a reinstall of the OS it can't, so it logs me out but still used the GFWL account details for my save games. That's fine, I have no problem with it so far. Over the past couple of days, I've finished all the previous odds and sods I was doing, I've backed up everything of any remote significance and I've formatted and reinstalled my OS, with the obligatory 24 hours of then getting all the hotfixes, service pack and more hotfixes. Reinstalled Steam and all my Steam games, and reinstalled Fallout 3 and copied over my save games. Why then, when I launch the game can I not access my previous saves? Why does it want me to create an offline account in order for me to continue my game? A bit of Googleing later and it appears the fix it to download the GFWL client separately and install it and sure enough a reboot later and all seems well. Indeed the new interface is not wholly unpleasant and it looks like Microsoft may be finally learning from Valve's example and Steam, except ,where are all these immersion breaking achievements I've collected while wandering the wastes? It would appear that because I wasn't connected to the GFWL service when those achievements were unlocked, they aren't saved or credited. They are lost. Gone. Vanquished. I have to ask then, why have them in the first place? If achievements in an offline game have no value, what is their point? Surely the unlocking of the achievements would be part of the save game and on connecting to the GFWL service the appropriate records updated? Is that so hard?
Like I said, I'm not an achievement seeker in games and I have no great desire to see and collect them all, however, having forced them upon me and in the process breaking, all be it fleetingly, my immersion, to now simply cast them aside is as insulting as it is careless. I hate you Games for Windows Live. You made me want achievements.
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Just get a 360 and sack pc's off as a viable gaming platform. PC's are for work, Xbox 360's are for play.
And you could have just done a repair install of windows using the recovery console. Completely uneccesary to reinstall onto a clean system.
PC's are for work, play and general entertainment. Maybe in the future consoles will be able to approach the versatility of the PC, but it's not likely anytime soon. While visuals and performance remain by and large superior on the PC, particularly in cross platform releases, I'll keep that for proper games and the Wii as the toy in the living room.
As for the second post, I know I didn't go into great detail about the error and only mentioned it's effect, I felt that referencing the MS remote access made it apparent that all attempts at fixing the OS had failed. Apologies for not making that clear. Had I gone into more detail I would have mentioned that I'm using Vista Home Premium x64, which I'm sure you're aware doesn't have a "Recovery Console" like that seen in XP. For the avoidance of any further confusion, there are a few fixes you can try to resolve error 80070003 when it occurs as part of an update, however depending on which file has become corrupted it may not be repairable, as was the case here. In that situation the only alternative is to reinstall. You can of course simply reinstall the OS without wiping first, but that will treat the existing installation as a previous version and move it to a Windows.old DIR.
I hope that clears things up and thanks for your contribution.
Would this not have worked? http://www.vistax64.com/tutorials/88236-repair-install-vista.html
Please see the above, but in short, no.
So the bigger issue is not that Games for Live is shit, its that Windows Vista is a good looking, severely flawed platform. I mean what use is an OS that you need to reinstall over and again with no chance of a repair?
Bless you for trying. Keep up the good work and it will pay dividends in the long run.
Its true, you have an OS that occasionally will get an error that cannot be fixed even if you reinstall it over the top, and thus needs a completely clean install. Thats crazy.
Golly, you must tell me more of your time travelling adventures so you can enlighten us on when this will happen again. I thought this was an isolated update error specific to NET frameworks, the x64 version of the OS, and the virus protection I was using combining to not allow the update to install properly and thereby remove the ability to process further updates, but now I know it's an occasional thing best get prepared.
Of course I should also point out that this is not a democracy and while I welcome comments, the banality of your posts is making the process redundant, and I've already got heartburn from the jumbo sausage in a roll I got outside B&Q earlier which means I'm not in a particularly forgiving mood, so comments = thank you, ignorant posturing = deleted.
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